______________The year? 2041.
A demure, tabloid-writing WOLF with a penchant for romance discovers that two big time USC recruiters are going to be at this week's big high school football game. Putting aside the angst he feels about his parents pending divorce, Wolf, decides to taint the local dairy's milk so he can then break the story first! However, MONICA, an esteemed, and highly attractive archeologist turned special agent, along side her effeminate, porker of a brother, ANDREW, who have just been hired at the dairy's super-secret-so-secret-I-don't-even-know-how-I'm-writing-this-right-now-it's-so-secret organization, FIND OUT.
In a mad dash to stop Wolf, save the milk, AND the big game, Monica and Andrew blackmail him with the lone VHS copy of his stage debut... A mix of anger and nostalgia force Wolf to choose between the story of his life (wolves don't live that long) and the last relic of a younger, more idealistic version of himself. Is Wolf's quest for tabloid-writing glory the ultimate cover-up? Of himself???
Monica and Andrew (whose father had a beloved horse that sort of looked like the wolf), begin to fall for Wolf and vow to help him reclaim his former self and passions. Soon Andrew realizes that this was just displaced affection for their father whose death Andrew wasn't able to mourn until meeting the wolf. He paints his room pink and is fine while the couple rework their "meet cute" story and turn it into a hit Broadway production!
In this wacky Woman vs. Beast football drama, love story, no inciting incident is too big and no midpoint too middle-ish to take this trio on a wild ride through time, milk, and the 40 yard line.
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I wouldn't watch it. Maybe it's actually a good thing that we all can't hold hands and succeed together. In other news, the year 2041 is trending.
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